Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.

(1-512): View more from Texas

Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply

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(301): View more from Maryland

i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party

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(512): View more from Texas

Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?

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(616): View more from Michigan

HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar

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Blow your rape whistle

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(615): View more from Tennessee

you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister

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(801): View more from Utah

Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?

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(716): View more from New York

Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?

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