Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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