We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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