at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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