YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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