I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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