You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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