I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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