her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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