If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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