Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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