i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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