why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
My life is pants optional.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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