last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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