Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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