I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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