She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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