he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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