what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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