Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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