She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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