I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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