Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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