That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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