I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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