O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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