So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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