This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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