Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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