Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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