i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Randomize
