Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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