wanna go halves on a baby?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just forgot I was standing up.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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