What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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