Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
