i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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