I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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