I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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