My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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