Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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