I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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