It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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