Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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