she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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