she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
