Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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