So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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