i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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