hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
