Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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