How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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