Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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