He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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