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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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